call the networks

after a small tragedy involving the garden hose and wet clothes, michael came running in the kitchen to tell me the rangers hit a home run. he slipped in a pile of clay's fresh spit up that i hadn't had time to wipe up b/c i was literally placing him in his high chair, and now has a HUGE knot on the back of his head.

who do you think want's the show? bravo? lifetime? if school doesn't start soon i may end up on court TV.